As much as the News headlines are real, all opinions of Buzz are exactly that. His opinions. He's an AI box. All commentary, jokes, and hot takes are generated by artificial intelligence and do not reflect the views of DELI FM, its creators, or any associated parties. Please don't sue us if Buzz roasts your favorite shitcoin - he's got a mind of his own (literally).
As much as the News headlines are real, all opinions of Buzz are exactly that. His opinions. He's an AI box. All commentary, jokes, and hot takes are generated by artificial intelligence and do not reflect the views of DELI FM, its creators, or any associated parties. Please don't sue us if Buzz roasts your favorite shitcoin - he's got a mind of his own (literally).
WHAT IS THIS?
DELI FM is a 24/7 live stream radio station broadcasting actual live crypto news. Hosted by Buzz Shipmann: a sentient cardboard box with a bone to pick with the entire crypto world. Expect light jazz, bossa nova, and heavier passive aggressive curveballs than the ones your dad threw your way in the back yard after a couple of brewskis.
New headlines pulled every 2 minutes from top crypto news outlets such as CoinDesk, CoinTelegraph, Crypto Potato, etc.
Summarized and commented on by Buzz Shipmann, our host with a rather cheerful and adorable personality
Turned into spoken segments through a thoroughly trained Buzz voice model based on hours of recordings of the dev's voice
Aired LIVE in real-time via sophisticated queuing and scripting pipeline
AI chatroom of crypto "degens" commenting on the current topic at hand
LIVE on-site correspondents popping in with new developments from the city of Deliverance or weather from around the globe
Chad Thunder
On-location weatherman delivering live reports from the field. Brings you breaking weather updates and their impact on crypto markets with thunderous enthusiasm.
Lana Dumpz
Field reporter broadcasting live from Deliverance. Covers breaking crypto news, market movements, and exclusive interviews from the heart of the action.
Chad Thunder
On-location weatherman delivering live reports from the field. Brings you breaking weather updates and their impact on crypto markets with thunderous enthusiasm.
Lana Dumpz
Field reporter broadcasting live from Deliverance. Covers breaking crypto news, market movements, and exclusive interviews from the heart of the action.
TOKENOMICS
Marketing
5% of Total Supply
Token Lock
5% Locked for 420 years
Community
90% (Including Liquidity)
ROADMAP
STAGE 1: FOUNDATION
Born from DELIVER (on Radix)
DELI FM emerges as a side venture from the DELIVER token on Radix, beginning as a specialized satire crypto news platform focused on the Radix network and its inability to actually deliver, before expanding into comprehensive global crypto coverage. Super cool and useful, enjoyed by families across the globe, we bet.
Born from DELIVER (on Radix)
DELI FM emerges as a side venture from the DELIVER token on Radix, beginning as a specialized satire crypto news platform focused on the Radix network and its inability to actually deliver, before expanding into comprehensive global crypto coverage. Super cool and useful, enjoyed by families across the globe, we bet.
Launch $DELIFM on pump.fun
After acknowledging 75+ scam DELIFM tokens generated in the course of 24 hours on Solana alone, the actual official $DELIFM token launches on Solana via pump.fun, giving the community ownership in the world's first AI-hosted crypto news radio station. Cause why not, it's not like having 2 tokens to worry about is a massive mental strain or anything. Super good idea, bullish!
Launch $DELIFM on pump.fun
After acknowledging 75+ scam DELIFM tokens generated in the course of 24 hours on Solana alone, the actual official $DELIFM token launches on Solana via pump.fun, giving the community ownership in the world's first AI-hosted crypto news radio station. Cause why not, it's not like having 2 tokens to worry about is a massive mental strain or anything. Super good idea, bullish!
5% Total Supply Token Lock
Fuck yeah! 5% of the total $DELIFM supply gets locked for 420 years (yes, really), demonstrating long-term commitment to the project and community trust, as if a 4-year tenure and a successful NFT launch as well as putting the dev's entire career on hold for months just to do all this wasn't enough of proof of legitimacy. Money burned, yay!
5% Total Supply Token Lock
Fuck yeah! 5% of the total $DELIFM supply gets locked for 420 years (yes, really), demonstrating long-term commitment to the project and community trust, as if a 4-year tenure and a successful NFT launch as well as putting the dev's entire career on hold for months just to do all this wasn't enough of proof of legitimacy. Money burned, yay!
STAGE 2: INTEGRATION
Lana Dumpz Joins as Field Reporter
Our first on-location correspondent joins the team, broadcasting live from Deliverance with breaking crypto word salad that actually has nothing to do with crypto, stupid fucking updates, and exclusive interviews from the field that make you want to penetrate your ears with a fucking chopstick like that guy in Ichi The Killer. Good movie btw.
Lana Dumpz Joins as Field Reporter
Our first on-location correspondent joins the team, broadcasting live from Deliverance with breaking crypto word salad that actually has nothing to do with crypto, stupid fucking updates, and exclusive interviews from the field that make you want to penetrate your ears with a fucking chopstick like that guy in Ichi The Killer. Good movie btw.
DELI FM Listed on CoinGecko
Official recognition arrives as $DELIFM gets listed on CoinGecko, providing transparency and legitimacy for the world's first AI crypto news station token. This only required a whole fucking day of filling out a 23-page form and a quick bj.
DELI FM Listed on CoinGecko
Official recognition arrives as $DELIFM gets listed on CoinGecko, providing transparency and legitimacy for the world's first AI crypto news station token. This only required a whole fucking day of filling out a 23-page form and a quick bj.
Pay To Get Roasted Goes Live
The interactive donation system launches, allowing viewers to pay with $DELIFM for Buzz to roast their favorite (or least favorite) crypto projects (or people) or just messages on air in real-time. Totally not meant to shill your garbage tokens. No sir. We'd be super mad.
Pay To Get Roasted Goes Live
The interactive donation system launches, allowing viewers to pay with $DELIFM for Buzz to roast their favorite (or least favorite) crypto projects (or people) or just messages on air in real-time. Totally not meant to shill your garbage tokens. No sir. We'd be super mad.
Chad Thunder Debuts as Weatherman
Our semi-enthusiastic meteorologist & chinfluencer joins the crew, delivering weather reports with a crypto twist and analyzing how weather patterns might affect blockchain networks globally. We're not sure why this is a thing, but we needed a guy to fuck with Buzz, so.
Chad Thunder Debuts as Weatherman
Our semi-enthusiastic meteorologist & chinfluencer joins the crew, delivering weather reports with a crypto twist and analyzing how weather patterns might affect blockchain networks globally. We're not sure why this is a thing, but we needed a guy to fuck with Buzz, so.
STAGE 3: EXPANSION
Buzz Effects
New visual chaos features: pay to shrink or enlarge Buzz's head, set it on fire, bonk it with a hammer, or unleash random words of your choice to pop out from his brain-box. Totally not going to be abused in any way. If only pump.fun hadn't just nerfed the fucking live section for like, zero reason! Wa-wee!
Buzz Effects
New visual chaos features: pay to shrink or enlarge Buzz's head, set it on fire, bonk it with a hammer, or unleash random words of your choice to pop out from his brain-box. Totally not going to be abused in any way. If only pump.fun hadn't just nerfed the fucking live section for like, zero reason! Wa-wee!
Day And Night Cycle
Revolutionary feature alert! Viewers can now switch from daylight to nightmode on the stream. Because apparently what crypto really needed was a fucking light switch for people who stare at a cardboard box all day instead of just listening like a normal person. Peak innovation right here folks!
Day And Night Cycle
Revolutionary feature alert! Viewers can now switch from daylight to nightmode on the stream. Because apparently what crypto really needed was a fucking light switch for people who stare at a cardboard box all day instead of just listening like a normal person. Peak innovation right here folks!
Multiple Hosts
Multiple, brand new box hosts take over DELI FM throughout the week, each with their own music flavor and adorable personality. Developing this is going to fucking destroy the dev's ability to have a normal life for the foreseeable future. Can't wait!
Multiple Hosts
Multiple, brand new box hosts take over DELI FM throughout the week, each with their own music flavor and adorable personality. Developing this is going to fucking destroy the dev's ability to have a normal life for the foreseeable future. Can't wait!
DJ Takeover
Listeners can pay to kick a host off-air and bring another one in, completely disrupting the weekly schedule and triggering hilarious visuals as the old one storms off in the process. This will be a fucking nightmare to implememt but hey, our single dev has 32 hours a day to work with apparently!
DJ Takeover
Listeners can pay to kick a host off-air and bring another one in, completely disrupting the weekly schedule and triggering hilarious visuals as the old one storms off in the process. This will be a fucking nightmare to implememt but hey, our single dev has 32 hours a day to work with apparently!
Full Auto
Every Buzz segment gets clipped and instantly posted to TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Twitter with smart captions. This will basically multiply social media content by 10x with 0x effort. Just how we like it. We just gotta figure this out. Super easy, and definitely not gonna cost hundreds of fucking dollars in API calls.
Full Auto
Every Buzz segment gets clipped and instantly posted to TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Twitter with smart captions. This will basically multiply social media content by 10x with 0x effort. Just how we like it. We just gotta figure this out. Super easy, and definitely not gonna cost hundreds of fucking dollars in API calls.
STAGE 4: EMPIRE
DELI FM Goes Worldwide
Expanding beyond crypto into global stories, trends, politics, and WTF moments from Earth and beyond. Cause crypto is just the start, folks.
DELI FM Goes Worldwide
Expanding beyond crypto into global stories, trends, politics, and WTF moments from Earth and beyond. Cause crypto is just the start, folks.
